• Welcome to Haute Mess

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    About Me

    My Experience

    I went to college, but transferred to the school of life. After 20 years of "gathering inspiration" I began to manifest web pages, blogs and publications. Links to these can be found on my Portfolio page.

    My Skillset

    I offer a unique voice in comedy that combines satire, edginess, life experience and gonzo journalism. I have great follow through on completing projects and am always up for a challenge.

    Clown

    My Passions

    Other than being a sales guru and writer, I am a single mom to two sons. My interests are in keeping things interesting, haircuts, Real Housewives, drinking (and the pursuit of not drinking) and much, much more.

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