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About Me

My Experience

SLAM Poetry, Comedy, Blogs, Bookkeeping, Alcohol, Travel, Cooking, Knitting, Gardening, Art. 

My Skillset

Filler filler filler. Good at everything I try. Genius.

My Passions

My kids, reading, writing, drawing and all other forms of not really working.

My Blog

Contact Me

Are you not finding the answers to your questions here? That honestly sucks. I might not be able to help you with ALL of the answers. Why am I being led by this template to feel like I should be able to? Good on you for asking questions though, that's a good sign you have the ability to think for yourself.  


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